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Wednesday, October 15, 2003 ; 10/15/2003 03:36:00 pmY
I CAN ALWAYS MAKE YOU SMILE ((:
Lessons in LIFE that ought to be learnt....

Lesson Number One

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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.


A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you


and do nothing all day long?"



The crow answered: "Sure, why not?"



So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a


sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.



Management Lesson:


To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.




Lesson Number Two


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A turkey was chatting with a bull.


"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the


turkey, "But I haven't got the energy."



"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.


"They're packed with nutrients."



The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him


enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.



The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second


branch.



Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of


the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey


out of the tree.



Management Lesson:


Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.




Lesson Number Three


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When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.



The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's


responses and functions."



The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get


him to where he wants to go."


The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and


earn all the money."



And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until


finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the


asshole being the Boss.



So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to


work.


Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the


feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain


fevered.


Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the


motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss


just sat and passed out the shit!



Management Lesson:


You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.




Lesson Number Four


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A little bird was flying south for the winter.


It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large


field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on


it.


As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to


realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay


there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.



A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.



Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow


dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!



Management Lessons:


1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.


2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.


3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut













The Girl

Name:Yeo Xue Ling Jolene
Birthday:24 JAN 89





Cravings

TMINI STEEL KALEIDOSCOPE
- O.D.M/G-SHOCK WATCH
- SCUBA DIVING COURSE
- MORE $$$$
- OUTWARD BOUND TRIP
- CELLO COURSE AT SUZUKI MUSIC SCHOOL
- SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF ME
- ALL BLACKS POLO TEE
- SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY FRIENDS

Scream;Talk


Music


The Wind Blows - The All-American Rejects


Exits

-Memories that will never be forgotten...
*CHERYL
*CHRIS
*JAC
*KAI YI
*ROY

-Most important parts of my life...
*KASINAH
*QI MEI

-PTPS...
*BAO LING
*CHEE MENG
*FONG ENG
*PEI JUN
*PEI YI
*ZHIYUAN

-CTSS...
*BIANCA
*FRANCIS
*HOIYAN
*JIN ER
*JING ZHE
*KAISI
*LOUISA
*LOUISA'S TAG
*SALLY
*YI ZHEN
*YUE XIU

-NPCC...
*CHEK WYE
*FRANK
*HAO TING
*NATALIE
*PEARLYN
*PUI YOKE
*ROSLINA

-BRITISH COUNCIL...
*JAS
*NILAH
*PAM

-MI...
*ALBERT

-FOC 07/08...
*DAGONET
*JAZREEL
*JERMERY
*JOCELYN
*KAI
*MATHIAUS
*YANI

-G1 & G2...
*KHAIRUL
*KIT YEE
*PUI SAN
*SITI
*SUMAIYA
*TOW KOON
*WINSON

-NACC...
*CHIN CHONG
*JOEY

-PRIMERS...
*RUI FANG
*WEI JIE
*WENYA

-FOC 08/09...
*CHERYL
*DAPHNE
*JOHN
*MAY
*RONNIE
*XUE ZHI

-RANDOM...
*BJORN
*CHERIE
*SECRET IN MY HEART

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the unforgetable moments with you.

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